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Summarizing companies in one sentence

Pann : Summarizing companies in one sentence SM: We don't know what you'll like but we're educated perverts YG: We know what you'll like but we'll give it to you later JYP: We don't know what you'll like so I'm here instead Pledis: Whatever you like, copyrights are ours Cube: I think we know what you'll like but we'll grow hoobaes first and fill in the deficit by sending them overseas WM: We don't know which outfits you'll like so we won't change our coordi Starship: We don't know what you'll like so we brought a new group Woollim: We don't know what you'll like so I put my own preferences Big Hit: We don't know what you'll like but we have the best communication and stanning materials Top Media: We don't know what you'll like and we don't know what a feedback is Jellyfish: We don't know what you'll like so we put on black lipstick TS: We don't know what you'll like and w...

Why is Baekhyun's makeup so thick?

Before After Pann : Why is Baekhyun's makeup so thick? 1. [+208, -4] Because he can't sing strong songs with an innocent face like this... It would look so disparate. 2. [+169, -2] Doesn't he look good with it, though? I'm not a fan but I like it ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ There isn't anyone who suits that kind of makeup except him. So sexy. 3. [+143, -1] Because it's a concept. He's too puppy-faced. 4. [+50, -1] I think it's amazing that a guy is able to pull off that kind of makeup. 5. [+47, -1] He can't do a dark concept like Monster with an innocent puppy face like this... 6. [+38, -1] He shows both baby sides and sexy sides. I love it. 7. [+33, -1] Baekhyun also said he erases his makeup as soon as he gets off the stage because it feels uncomfortable. 8. [+15, -0] He looks innocent with no makeup and sexy with makeup. I like that kind of style, like EXO Baekhyun, Bigbang GD, and BTS Jimin.

Sejung's contrasting presence in Gu9udan & IOI

Pann : Kim Sejung honestly (Pann talks about Sejung not going well with Gu9udan) 1. [+227, -3] Sorry to Gu9udan fans but the group itself is all over the place... Kim Sejung looks so different from Produce 101. The group isn't likeable. 2. [+196, -6] IOI is cheerful so it suits Sejung and makes her stand out. But if she debuted in Gu9udan without appearing on Produce 101, people wouldn't have noticed her. The concept doesn't match her at all. The girl with red hair named Hana stands out more. I also think she looked good with Wonder Girls' Irony. 3. [+127, -6] I also thought the same thing ã… ã…  It doesn't suit her. And she looks much better with bangs. 4. [+58, -3] Sejung isn't a good dancer and she should emphasize her vocal more. But Gu9udan has a lot of members and their song is mediocre, so her vocal doesn't stand out. The choreography is shitty, so it makes her bad dancing looks worse. Her eye smile is a kind of her characteristic, but other m...

Phrases that you can hear instantly

Pann : Let's write phrases that you can hear instantly 1. [+419, -6] Sekyung-ssi, I didn't expect you to be like that! 2. [+296, -8] Hobak goguma hobak gogumaaaaa!!!!! 3. [+293, -2] Cuz you are my girl, you are the one that I envisioned in my dreams~ 4. [+277, -16] Ziaco 5. [+191, -7] Simon Simon Dominic Simon D.O.M.I.N.I.C 6. [+189, -2] Joonhyuk student~ I found your panties~ 7. [+153, -20] I'm very sensitive! 8. [+139, -5] Ujjima!!! (Don't laugh!) 9. [+126, -52] Park Kyung: Aaaaait! 10. [+111, -2] Aigo~ Sung boss~~ 11. [+103, -1] Please~ Give me some coffee! 12. [+81, -2] Yeah- 13. [+49, -0] Muhan~ Dojeon~ 14. [+31, -0] Bbara bbabbabba~ ^^ 15. [+27, -1] Gray~ 16. [+26, -0] Get lost 17. [+24, -0] Oh~ Timmy!! 18. [+22, -1] Yeh, hyung

Jung Yonghwa gets ashamed publicly on MBN news?

Singer Jung Yonghwa's 'unfair profit' controversy... He gets acquitted Jung Yonghwa, "I've always entrusted my mother with all of my finances." Jung Yonghwa, "I didn't know that my mother was transacting stocks under my name." When we're young, our New Year's allowances are also managed by our 'mom' Jung Yonghwa is in his late-20's, but he still leaves his finances to his mom, a 'good son' = Instiz : Jung Yonghwa gets ashamed publicly on MBN news - I thought it was a gag ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ - The fact that it's not fake makes it more funny ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ - It's so funny how it keeps talking about mom ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ - Isn't he acquitted? Why does it sound like they're being sarcastic? -- Because he's ruled as acquitted, not innocent. Innocent means he's not guilty with no crime. Acquitted means he's under suspicion but there wasn't enough evidence to prove his crime, so they had to drop th...

Protest of putting pads up at Kyungbok Palace

Pann : Protest of putting pads up at Kyungbok Palace (It's to promote that menstruation is a natural thing and to abolish tax on the price of pads. Held at Kyungbok Palace station exit 5) 1. [+450, -17] I'm a woman but I'm so frustrated with this. 2. [+281, -22] At this rate, they'll be putting up their poop since it's also a natural thing. Dirty idiots. 3. [+222, -14] Psychos are at it again 4. [+82, -2] Are they crazy? It must smell also, it's the worst. I'm a woman but please stop it. 5. [+77, -4] What the fuck are they doing? I'm a woman but I feel ashamed with this. Is there a way to sue them? 6. [+60, -1] It obviously looks like fake blood but it still looks gross. They should protest with the pads on their foreheads instead. 7. [+39, -0] Ah... please don't do this ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ I'm a woman but it's so disgusting. 8. [+37, -0] It's not promoting women's rights, it's rather decreasing them. They must be smart antis. I wonder...

Three asshole songs of idols

B1A4 - Baby Goodnight Yes, today you go to slep first After you sleep, I will sleep too I hang up the phone and put on some flashy clothes And I get ready to go out Without anyone knowing whoo Tonight, I will deceive you just for today Tonight, I will go back when the day passes Tonight, even if I’m acting awkward Even if you know, please overlook it Baby good night Sleep tight, good night Then I’m dancing dancing Dancing in the moonlight Tonight, you’re not in my head Baby good night Sleep tight, good night Then I’m dancing dancing Dancing in the moonlight I’m sorry, tonight you’re not here It’s midnight and I’m ready to leave You probably still don’t know I shoot you a text, “Good night baby, see you tomorrow” But why do I feel like something is bugging me? Oh well, I don’t know, let’s just go out Again tonight, there is moonlight This night is on fire, good night Tonight, I will deceive you just for today Tonight, I will go back when the day pass...

YG's new girl group 'Black Pink'

Pann : YG confirms a 4-member girl group! 1. [+71, -5] They almost became a uselessly big girl group. It was a very wise decision to shrink the members down to 4 from 9. 2. [+56, -1] There were supposed to be 9 members but these girls are debuting first and then the other 5 members will debut later ã…‹ã…‹ It's like female versions of Winner and iKON. I wonder who the 5 members will be but I think this group will be more popular. (tn: This Pann was posted on June 30) 3. [+49, -5] They look like female Winner 4. [+20, -2] Such an outdated name ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ They'll gain a lot of female stans though... Each member has a unique aura and they're pretty. 5. [+17, -0] Ah... can they change their name ã… ã…  Am I the only one who doesn't like Black Pink? It sounds old-fashioned, although it's much better than Pink Punk. 6. [+12, -2] They look fierce like a pretty version of 2NE1, but we have to see their stage. If they're good performers and charismatic like their su...

Gu9udan plagiarized Snuper's logo?

Left logo (Snuper), right logo (Gu9udan) - Pann : Girl group Gu9udan plagiarized a logo 1. [+267, -10] They also copied Twice and NCT's greetings... Find strength ã… ã…  2. [+187, -8] I feel bad, it's obviously similar. 3. [+128, -6] I like Snuper's song ã… ã…  Find strength 4. [+64, -0] They're a complete flop even with Kim Sejung and Kang Mina. If they didn't appear on Produce 101, they would've disappeared without a word. 5. [+59, -3] Don't look down on Snuper ã… ã…  It's a 6 member group with Sangil, Sangho, Sebin, Soohyun, Woosung, and Taewoong. They promoted recently with Platonic Love. I'm disappointed with Gu9udan fans ã… ã…  6. [+57, -0] This is wrong ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ I thought Gu9udan had a unique and pretty logo but it was Snuper's logo ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ 7. [+47, -0] They're media-played as a visual group but even Dia is better than them. Their song, choreography, music video, and outfits are all bad. They also plagiarized a logo? Jellyfish doesn...

TOP 10 album sales of idol groups in history

1) TVXQ (14,143,519) 2) HOT (7,024,903) 3) EXO (5,441,744) 4) god (5,096,983) 5) Girls' Generation (4,399,486) 6) Super Junior (3,823,018) 7) Bigbang (3,575,997) 8) SHINee (3,145,515) 9) SES (3,104,046) 10) Shinhwa (2,975,555) - Pann : TOP 10 album sales of idols in history 1. [+175, -16] Wow, EXO is amazing ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ The class of a 5-year idol group... 2. [+157, -6] They're all SM except two... 3. [+153, -12] Wow EXO ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ 4. [+69, -3] Surprising points: They're all SM except two, EXO is #3 when their years are only 4~5, and TVXQ's sales. 5. [+68, -106] BTS fans bragged about being trendy idols but they're not even here 6. [+54, -1] Look at SNSD ã…‹ã…‹ EXO isn't even an old group, so amazing. And I heard that Taeyeon's pre-orders were 100K... There was a lack of Tiffany's album copies as well.